DAILY MONSTER 54
Good morning! Welcome once again to the Daily Monster. Yesterday's creature brought forth a bumpercrop of cool stories from new voices and from returning masters. See for yourself:
When I sat down to film Monster 53, I actually made a little mistake. I brought forth another creature, but didn't push record on my camera. So now we've got an extra monster. How did it form? We don't know. There's no record of it, but it still wants to say Hello. So please... meet Monster Not 53. (Looks like he's not all that distraught about the lack of video. Sunny little bugger. Good for him!)
Now let's take a peek at Monster 54. For some reason this one got a PG-13 rating from Revver. I'm trying to figure out why. Only now does it occur to me that he might look like he's being choked by his scarf. Which wasn't on my mind at all. Is accidental scarf-related asphyxia an image from which to protect the wee ones? I honestly don't know. Might be a good talk to have. "Best not to tie that scarf on too tight, lest you end up with a purple tongue like Monster 54." At any rate... proceed with all due caution.
What do you think is going on with 54? Is he, in fact, choking on something? Is he the Heimlich Monster from Chokeulon VII? Is he screaming, because he stubbed his monster toe on his new IKEA Mønstrår couch? Is he sampling the scent of the winter air with his hyperactive taste buds? Is he licking an invisible frozen lamp post? Let's get to the bottom of this, shall we? What does your instinct tell you? Please take a minute and...
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