DAILY MONSTER 86 (of 100)
Good morning. Thank you for visiting the monsters on a Sunday. Please augment your Sunday paper experience by adding yesterday’s monster stories to the mix:
Monster 86 likes to groove. You wouldn’t know from looking at him when he’s just standing there, but the proof is in the pudding. Perhaps he heard that I’ve been playing all kinds of bad pop lately and decided to join the fun. Or maybe he suffers from sudden debilitating seizures that happen to fall on the beat? Does he dance alone? Or is he waiting for his date? Do you think he’s a young monster? Or an ancient dancing fool? Does he listen to ABBA? Or to James Brown & The Famous Flames’ Live at the Apollo? Or is he bouncing along to a new track by new contributor Transient? It is, as always, for you to know and for me to find out. (And I love that.) Please don’t keep me in suspense:
I hope you’ll have a great Sunday.
You do know, don’t you, that 344 LOVES YOU