DAILY MONSTER 46
Good morning! Welcome to the first regular business day of 2007. You’re starting off strong! Stephanie responds to Monster 45 by reporting sightings of savage anti-cuddly boars on the rampage. Victoria suspects robot zombies from Epsilon 9. Schlockading sees a porcupig with venomous quills and leg surgery. And we’re off to the races.
Terry T. is opening the new year with another outer space epic. Meet J. Peter Malton, interstellar smuggler and ne’erdowell. He’d make both Lone Starr and Han Solo proud. You’re inching the bar higher every day, Terry. Clearly, the Schwartz is with you. Well done!
Sam B. also goes into space for Monster 45. He shows what happens when you feed anti-gravity beer to square pigs. (Would that be Zeröbräu? Or Quantum Pilsner?) You’ve got to check it out.
Sam may have intuited the direction of Monster 46. Is that a Zero Gravity Donkey? A monster pony as seen through a plate of glass? Or something so utterly different and unusual that our brains simply insert the image of a cute lil’ horsey to protect our visual cortex from evaporating on the spot? I’m excited to find out what you think! (And I hope your folks will like it, too, sus!) Have a great day and remember: 344 LOVES YOU
Victoria, Rose, and Sam: Many thanks for posting coments on 43 and 44. I didn’t see them after I had already posted the story round-up and shut down for the night. Thank you for all your kind words!