DAILY MONSTER 187 (of 200)
Good morning. Thank you for checking in on a Saturday. I really appreciate it. Some great stories for Monster 186 are waiting for you right here:
And then there’s Monster 187, of course:
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your laster pointers, aim your balls of twine, ready your Tom Jones and Honor Blackman jokes. Still, there are questions here. For one, is this actually a cat monster? And if so, how big is it? Is it microscopic? Is it the size of a house? Or of mountain? Is it a moody and emotionally erratic monster? Or one that immediately rolls over at the slightest chance of getting its belly scratched? What is its position on all those bird monsters? If you have a leisurely minute, I hope you’ll…
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