You can click on the drawing for a bigger view.
If you have a theory about this Monster,
please post a comment below! I’m looking forward
to your thoughts!


  • 9 July 2011 8:41 am

    “Thank you, thank you. Yes, thank you. Why yes it is, and thank you. Can I get a towel please? Thank you, yes thank you…”

  • 11 July 2011 10:44 pm

    Gosh, it’s one of those grumpy old teachers who tells you to leave right now! And don’t forget to visit the head Monster… teacher. All because he heard that “Why the long face?”-joke for the umpteenth time.

  • 19 March 2012 7:31 pm

    Nothing spices up a dance performance like those wicked jazz hands.

  • 20 March 2012 8:15 pm

    Indeed! And nothing says "Holy Cow!" like 19 new stories from David Halpern in two days! Thank you for the big entrance, David! Talk about jazz hands! WELCOME!!!

  • 25 March 2012 1:55 pm

    Thanks Stefan. My girlfriend and I loved your book. We laughed our butts off. We were stoked to see another 100 monsters when we checked out the site here. We’re sorry to hear that a second book doesn’t appear to be in the works but we’re enjoying the next 100 nonetheless. 🙂

  • 25 March 2012 2:03 pm

    My thanks to both of you for the compliment! It's so great to see your stories come in! As for the second book… one day, one day! For now, not to be a shill, but search for my name on Amazon. I got some other funny stuff going on. You two might enjoy the medals book, in particular. :^)

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