DAILY MONSTER 82
How's the week treating you so far? I hope things are going well for you. I'm happy to say that my DSL is finally restored! Really this time. Knock on wood! But it looks like the past eight days of tech support woes have somehow left a psychic mark. If you're watching today's monster with small children, you might want to be a bit careful. It's a mean one.
But more of that later. Right now, I invite you to take a look at yesterday's great collection of stories:
And, if you're so inclined, please drop by lawrence.com where Chris Tackett conducted a little interview with me about the Daily Monster. Find out about the reasons behind the monsters and about my excellent selection of pens.
Monster 82 is a Slasher. I'll leave it to you if he's just acting---looking for a break in the next Wes Craven picture---or if he's an actual blood-thirsty killing machine. Maybe he's really very sweet under his gruesome facade. Just in case, though... I'm staying at a safe distance. You know this guy has a story. Will you please fill us in on his police record?
Please stay safe, but if you are ever in danger,
get out the pepper spray and yell
at the top of your lungs: 344 LOVES YOU
Then try to run away while your attacker
looks at you in confusion.