Good morning. I hope you’re having a lovely weekend so far. We just saw the new 007 movie. Very cool, sexy stuff. I wish I had his tailor… But that’s beside the point. Please say Hello to Monster No. 0015 and ask yourself three things: How big or small is this creature? Why did it evolve into this particular shape? And why does it need little shoes with a chunky heel? Also, please make a note: Even on Sundays 344 LOVES YOU


  • Danielle
    3 December 2006 4:50 pm

    0015 is the size of an average dog, near the upper part of your shin, not including the eyes.
    0015 evolved this way in a dark environment that required multiple eyes to see and absorb as much light as possible. A beak to eat nut like foods dropped from trees in the ankle high water terrain. The tail is for balance and the shoes are to help 0015 cope with it’s unfortunate disorder of weak soled feet. The heels are 0015’s personal taste.
    My favorite monster so far.

  • 3 December 2006 8:49 pm

    Weak soled feet! Very nice, Danielle! Great job defining 0015! You rock!

  • Noah Andrade
    12 February 2007 1:06 pm

    I’d say its name is the Onri. It is the size of a small island. It lives in the deep gas marshes, keeping watch over all the strange creatures that reside there. If one gets lost in his marshes, they may answer one of his many riddles. If answered correctly, he will offer hospice on his back, walking slowly to the marshes edge where he will drop you off to find your way.
    His boots are very special and do not get dirty. He needs them for his daily duties as the sentinel of the marsh.

  • Raye
    14 February 2007 10:13 pm

    her name is Horris, and she lives underground. She is the size of a dollar bill, and because she is so small, she needs numerous eyes so that she doesn’t get gobbled up by the crocodile, Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones is her arch nemesis, and to fight off Mr. Jones, Horris uses the heels of her chunky shoes to beat off Mr. Jones should he get near.

  • sue bebie
    7 April 2008 1:02 am

    Wer sagt denn hier man sehe vor lauter Bäumen den Wald nicht…
    Mit ein paar Augen mehr ist alles möglich, sogar das Zwischen-den-Zeilen-lesen.

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