Good afternoon. How are you? Are you ready for a new Weekly Monster? I hope you’ll enjoy today’s creature. What do you think his story is? Where is all this happening? Is he surprised? Or did he know what he was looking for? If you have any thoughts on the matter, please don’t hesitate. Please…


More Open Source Monsters are on the way, and there have been some fun additions to the World’s Tallest Monster, too. All in all, we’re off to a good start into the New Year! Here’s to 2008 bringing you lots of love, health, and inspiration! For starters, you can always count on the fact that 344 LOVES YOU


  • James Hardaker
    4 January 2008 2:05 am

    I reckon this particular monster was having trouble sleeping. He went out for a little wander to see if he could make himself tired, and then he came across…. whatever it was lol. He grinned because he realised he wasn’t the only one having trouble sleeping.

  • 4 January 2008 8:42 am

    Oooo, a midnight tryst under a full moon, no less. How romantic!

  • 7 January 2008 8:31 am

    It’s a new Cloverfield clue! There’s obviously a message in the eye blinks. Each of the five eyes blinks once in succession, followed by a simultaneous blink by all five.
    Let’s see…five times one…divided by the square root of pi…minus the other five blinks…times the location of the sun riiiiight now…carry the nine…got it. The movie’s gonna get 4 stars.
    Once again, great stuff. I don’t know where you find the time Stefan. Do you have a special 344 brand time machine? Did you pick it up at the Time Travel Mart? If so, which isle? Let me know about it last week.

  • Sue Bebie
    7 July 2008 3:15 am

    Niemand fürchtet sich mehr vor der extraterrestrischen Monstermilbe. Dank der Einstellung eines vollamtlichen Milbenwarners braucht sich kein Allergiker mehr um sein Lungensystem Sorgen zu machen. Das Sirenengeheul des Frühwarnsystems ist weitherum zu hören und die milbensicheren Schutzbunker können rechtzeitig bezogen werden.
    Für Nichtallergiker wird unter fachkundiger Leitung Monstermilbenwatching mit Nachtsichtgeräte angeboten. Spenden für die Finanzierung weiterer hypoallergener Schutzbunker werden gerne entgegengenommen.

  • ivoryalfaro
    1 January 2017 6:04 pm

    Incredible story there. What occurred after? Thanks!

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