DAILY MONSTER 137
Good morning. Can anybody tell me where the weekend went, please? It was here, then very quickly gone. I hope you had a chance to get some leisure time in, though, and that you’re ready for the week ahead. I hope that Monster 137 here will give you
a good start:
He’s a somewhat different monster from the ones we’ve seen so far — clearly a man of mystery and ghoul. Or so it seems to me. What do you think is going on here? If you have a minute to speculate, I’d love it if you’d…
I’m looking forward to reading your thoughts on the matter.
Have a great Monday, and please keep in mind that 344 LOVES YOU
A new Supreme Court Justice?
If I ever saw him up in front of my church on Sunday morning, that would be the last day I was there.
Or……Venus Flytrap’s brother?
Pretty scary, whatever.
Really?! Back to the daily schedule of monster drawings?! Astounding! You give so much – there can be no doubt that 344 does love us.
Harold was wondering how long it would take his mother to find out he’s been hiding in grandpa’s statue all day to avoid cleaning up his room. Good thing for his family resemblance.
Director Applebaulm is concerned about your work ethic recently. He’s noticed slight irregularities throughout the past couple of weeks, and he’d like to bring it to your attention, not that they’re anything significant. That time you came in to work, when was that, four days ago? You had dried toothpaste in your ear. Have you been sleeping recently? Perhaps your job as Lead Cymbal-Impact Tester has gotten too stressful. It is a good job, he reminds you, what with the ear-shortage these days.
Graf Dracula der Funffüssige, ein Nachfahre des Transylvanischen Fürsten der Finsternis, hat einen steifen Nacken. Tag für Tag sitzt er während mehrerer Stunden vor dem Spiegel und versucht vergeblich sein Ebenbild zu entdecken. Nicht mal Halswirbel-Dehnungsübungen haben etwas gebracht. Er wird wohl den Rat eines guten Freundes, den überdimensionierten Kragen kürzen zu lassen, ernsthaft überdenken müssen.